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什么会是坏消息呢

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An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display. /^z5;aG  
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"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. .5x+FHu7  
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"Give me the good news first," the artist demanded. *"D8E^9  
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"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." -dn\*n5  
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"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What could the bad news possibly be?" :h+gSvn:  
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With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The gentleman in question was your doctor." cQMb+Q2Yw  
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一位艺术家在一个画廊办了个展览,他问店主是否有人对他参展的画感兴趣。 s$ 2@|;  
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“我有一个好消息和一个坏消息。”店主回答。 Mo2b"A;}|  
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“先告诉我好消息。”画家要求道。 ,,>b=r_r&  
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“好消息是一位绅士询问了你的作品,还问它是否会在你死后增。我告诉他会的,然后他买下了你所有的15幅画作。” Lh5d2}tcO  
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“那太棒了!”画家惊叹。“那么什么会是坏消息呢?” -v(.]`Wo&;  
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店主想了想之后说:“问那个问题的是你的医生”。
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