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双语:盘点史上最烂的那些奇葩发明   

  
 感谢发明家,让我们的生活如此便利,但是并不是每一项发明都值得庆祝,比如下面的发明。
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  Creative types often dream of coming up with the next must-have gadget that will earn them a fortune. hl6al:Y  
  爱创造的人总是梦想着发明出能够让自己大赚一笔的必备神器。 C:EF(/>+-  
  But innovation isn't always something to be celebrated, if these ridiculous inventions are anything to go by. ~NU~jmT2  
  但是发明并不总是值得庆祝,如果以下这些令人哭笑不得的发明也算发明的话。 q_cqjly<  
  People have been sharing examples of the most preposterous devices online, from a machine that pets your dog so you can save yourself the trouble to shoes with ready-painted toenails for when you're feeling lazy. PJO;[: .I  
  人们在网上分享了最荒谬的发明,从爱抚狗狗的机器到让你偷懒的“涂好指甲油”的鞋子。 j1**Ch/  
  Others have tried to revolutionise trusty kitchen gadgets such as the pizza cutter with very dubious results, while someone invented a fan that attaches to your chopsticks or cutlery to cool down food that's too hot. *Vv ;NA/  
  其他人还试图彻底改变可靠的厨房用具,比如效果可疑的披萨切割刀,以及固定在筷子或刀叉上的扇子,用来吹凉太烫的食物。 1;.}u= 8  
  Fashion isn't safe either with the invention of a tape measure belt that shows how trim or otherwise your waistline is and 'underpants' for your hands. 0IQu6 X  
  连时尚也不能幸免。有人发明出了显示腰围的腰带,还有人给双手发明了“内裤”。 "/ @ ;6   
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  Who wants a pet that you can't pet? Apparently thought there's a market for a device aimed at people who can't be bothered to stroke their dogs (873:"(  
  如果你不能爱抚自己的宠物,那养宠物做什么?显然,发明者认为有这样一群人连自己的狗狗都懒得抚摸。 IK~ur\3  
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  In a hurry to eat dinner? A fan you can attach to your chopsticks will make sure you don't risk burning your tongue n$#^gzU4  
  急着吃晚餐?把扇子固定在筷子上,这样你就不会烫到你的舌头了。 % fA0XRM  
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  Too lazy to paint your toenails? No matter how badly you need a pedicure, it's doubtful that these shoes are going to make a much better impression 5'+g'9  
  懒得涂脚趾甲?不管你多么需要修指甲,这样的鞋能否给你的形象加分还真是令人怀疑。 ^6J*yV%  
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  There'll be no more embarrassing moments in Japanese restaurants with this cutlery-chopstick hybrid Y*wbFL6`  
  有了这种刀叉和筷子的合成物,在日本餐厅你再也不会尴尬了。 i,;Q  
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  If it ain't broke! Most have a pizza cutter in their drawer for a very good reason and those that don't can just use a knife -cY /M~  
  如果厂家不破产的话,多数人都很有理由在自己的抽屉里备上一把披萨切割刀,如果没有的话,你可以直接用一把普通的刀来切披萨。 0A5xG&  
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  Gained at Weight Watchers this week? Why not advertise your disappointment to the world with a belt that keeps track of your waistline w$61+KHK  
  本周在慧俪轻体机构发现自己变重了?为什么不用这种记录你腰围的腰带把你的失望广而告之?  b$rBxe\  
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  Phones can now play music, take photos, run countless apps and apparently give you a shave in the mornings 1REq.%/=  
  手机现在可以播放音乐、拍照、运行数不清的应用,显然还可以在早上为你刮胡子。 Gp32\^H|<  
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  If you're not limber enough to undo your own bra, perhaps there are bigger concerns to attend to than rushing out to buy this clapping activated device RR`?o\  
  如果你手脚不够灵活不能解开文胸,也许除了跑去买这个解文胸激活装置外,你还有其他更重要的事需要担心。 HV>|f'45  
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  Do not disturb: This 'screen privacy' hoodie supposedly blocks unwanted attention but is likely to have the opposite effect a`/[\K6  
  不要打扰:这种“隐私屏蔽”帽衫据说可以挡掉不想要的关注,但也可能产生反效果。 tH>%`:  
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  Snack happy! Ensure you never go hungry with a pouch that allows you to take a slice of pizza everywhere you go My)}oN7\z  
  欢乐的小吃时间!这个袋子让你走到哪里也不怕挨饿,因为你可以从袋子里取出一片披萨来吃。 u"C`S<c  
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  Didn't they get the memo? When you spend all your time inventing underpants for the hands only to discover that gloves exist, the disappointment much be huge L d#  
  他们没有备忘录吗?当你花了那么多时间给手发明内裤后,你会发现有手套这种东西,你那时候一定超级失望。 9&rn3hmP  
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  Waste not a moment! If you like every second of your life to be non-stop entertainment, then toilet golf is the device for you :4(7W[r6  
  一秒钟也不浪费!如果你希望生命中的每一秒钟都是不停地在娱乐,那么厕所高尔夫很适合你。 r8Gq\ ^  
[img]http://n.sinaimg.cn/edu/crawl/20170721/iYWC-fyiiahy5064351.jpg[/img] 6"ZQN)7  
  Paranoid much? This device allows you to go through life without touching anything! 1<bSHn9  
  太偏执了吧?这个小工具让你无论走到哪里,都不会碰到任何东西! z^Oiwzo  
[img]http://n.sinaimg.cn/edu/crawl/20170721/csUQ-fyiiahy5064373.jpg[/img] Z [68ji]  
  Not such a jean-ius idea: Surprisingly these denim flip flop wedges have not been seen on the haute couture catwalk <;v{`@\j{  
  在牛仔时装界这个主意不是太高明:令人惊讶的是这种牛仔拖鞋没有出现在高级时装的T台上。 x6:$lZ(  
  英文来源:每日邮报 "* 'rzd  
  翻译&编辑:丹妮 w5qhKu!1  
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