小心雷区：十句不给力的搭讪英语！
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
2. It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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NOTE 1 | To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
Example: That guy just checked you out.
However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
Example: Can I check out this book?
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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NOTE 2 | To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls http://i1.w.hjfile.cn/doc/201107/pic001demoji_15829456decoojp_4524.gif would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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NOTE 3 | To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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NOTE 4 | If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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Lines that may actually work.
1. “What kind of dog is that?”
2. “Hey, nice shoes.”
3. “Don’t I know you from Spanish class?”
4. “Excuse me, are you (insert name)?”
5. “Let me buy you a drink.”
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