基本原则

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　　位于吉拉多海角的密苏里东南州立大学有一位我非常喜欢的老师，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在对一个新生班级讲解他的基本原则时，他说：“我知道我的讲课可能经常会枯燥乏味，了无生趣，所以如果你们在上课时看表我并不介意。不过我坚决反对你们将表在课桌上猛敲看它们是不是还在走。”

two clock has been busy all his life. One day, an old clock to a ton said: "you a year to put 525600 it with me." Very frightened, and said, "wow, so much, how could it be?! How can I finish under so much!" By this time, another old clock say with smile: "don't be afraid, you need only a second place once every second, insist to come down." Very happy, thinking about: a second place once didn't seem hard, have a try. Sure enough, very easily and then put to it. Imperceptible in the past year, has put the 525600 ton!

两只钟已经忙活了一辈子。 有一天，一只老钟对一只小钟说：“你一年里要摆525600下啦。” 小钟吓坏了，说“哇，这么多，这怎么可能？！我怎么能完成那么多下呢！” 这时候，另一只老钟笑着说：“不用怕，你只需一秒钟摆一下，每一秒坚持下来就可以了。” 小钟高兴了，想着：一秒钟摆一下好像并不难啊，试试看吧。果然，很轻松地就摆了一下。不知不觉一年过去了，小钟已经摆了525600下！

A little pig, a sheep and a head of cows, was held in the same corral. Once, the shepherd caught little pig, it loud screaming, fiercely resist. Sheep and cows hate its howling, then say: he often catch us, we are not at. The pig to answer a way: catch you and catch me completely different things, he catch you, just to your hair and milk, but who caught me, but to my life!

一只小猪、一只绵羊和一头乳牛，被关在同一个畜栏里。有一次，牧人捉住小猪，它大声号叫，猛烈地抗拒。绵羊和乳牛讨厌它的号叫，便说：他常常捉我们，我们并不大呼小叫。小猪听了回答道：捉你们和捉我完全是两回事，他捉你们，只是要你们的毛和乳汁，但是捉住我，却是要我的命呢!



France a remote town, reportedly has a special predictions springs of water, often appear signs, can cure all sorts of illnesses. One day, a walks with a cane, little legs of veterans, a lame lame walk through the town of road, next to the town with the sympathy to kiss said: poor guy, will he ask god for have a leg? This sentence is the army soldiers heard, he turned around and said to them, I'm not going to ask god has a new leg, but to ask him to help me, that I don't have a leg, also know how to make a living.

法国一个偏僻的小镇，据传有一个特别灵验的水泉，常会出现神迹，可以医治各种疾病。有一天，一个拄着拐杖，少了一条腿的退伍军人，一跛一跛的走过镇上的马路，旁边的镇民带着同情的回吻说：可怜的家伙，难道他要向上帝祈求再有一条腿吗??这一句话被退伍的军人听到了，他转过身对他们说：我不是要向上帝祈求有一条新的腿，而是要祈求他帮助我，叫我没有一条腿后，也知道如何过日子。

A old man in the fishing by the river, a child walk through to see his fishing, the old man skilled, so before long it caught a full basket of fish, the old man saw a child is very lovely, to put the whole basket fish gave him, children shook his head, the old man amazing asked: why don't you? The little boy replied: I want you to the hands of the rod. The old man asked: do you want to fishing pole? The child said: this basket fish before long it finished eat, if I have the rod and I also can catch, lifetime could eat.

有个老人在河边钓鱼，一个小孩走过去看他钓鱼，老人技巧纯熟，所以没多久就钓上了满篓的鱼，老人见小孩很可爱，要把整篓的鱼送给他，小孩摇摇头，老人惊异的问道：你为何不要？小孩回答：我想要你手中的钓竿。老人问：你要钓竿做什么？小孩说：这篓鱼没多久就吃完了，要是我有钓竿，我就可以自己钓，一辈子也吃不完。