你称过儿子了吗

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Mother:"I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half."
母亲：“我派自己的小孩买两磅李子，你却给了他一磅半。”
Shopkeeper:"My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy?"
店主：“我的秤没问题，太太。你称过儿子了吗？”