双语爆笑：挑剔女人如何“买帽子”

屈联西

   2011年09月09日  环球网

　　A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one。
　　Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam.You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!"
　　To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"
　　一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。
　　已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意，便恭维她：“你做了极好的选择，夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁！”
　　但令他沮丧的是，这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说：“我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看！”