十大最惹人厌自拍榜：碧昂斯登顶(双语)

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　　Flawless singer and creator of the "morning selfie", Beyoncé Knowles, has boldly pushed the limits of selfie taking into new, unexplored heights of irritating this week。
　　Beyoncé and her family visited the world famous Parisian art gallery, the Louvre, after hours, so that the trio could enjoy a private viewing of the gallery free from trailing groupies。
　　Despite having some of the world’s most famous and beautiful artwork in their disposal, the famous booty-shaker and her husband decided to take photographs of their own faces。
　　No doubt some committed Beyoncé would argue that the popstar’s face is as beautiful as artwork – but surely Beyoncé herself has all the time to gaze at her reflection while not in the Louvre。
　　In front of the usually jam-packed Mona Lisa, Beyoncé used the time and space available with Leonardo Da Vinci’s masterpiece to pose with her back to the artwork and in the style of the famous lady: with an enigmatic smile and folded arms. She then took some photographs of their daughter, Blue Ivy, when she stood on an air vent。
　　“They never seemed to look at the fantastic paintings. They spent their whole time looking at their phones,” commented one befuddled Paris resident。
　　As a result, Beyoncé can now proudly claim top poll position in the category of most irritating selfie taker according to us – a hotly contested award. Here are the runners up of The Telegraph most irritating selfies to date:
　　作为一名堪称完美的歌手和“morning selfie”的创始人，本周，碧昂斯勇敢地把自拍照令人讨厌的程度推入一个前所未有的全新高度。
　　碧昂斯和家人参观了世界著名的卢浮宫巴黎艺术画廊——在闭馆后，这样他们一家三口摆脱歌迷享受独自欣赏画廊的乐趣。
　　尽管可以随意参观欣赏那些最美的世界名画，但这位有名的电臀舞歌星和她的丈夫还是决定要自拍。
　　毫无疑问，有些追捧碧昂斯的歌迷认为她的脸美得像艺术品，但可以确定的是，碧昂斯所有的注意力都在自己的对镜自拍上而非卢浮宫里的画。
　　站在通常拥堵不堪的蒙娜丽莎画像前，碧昂斯用她所拥有的时间和空间以达芬奇的这幅杰作做背景进行自拍，并且姿态像极了画中的美人：神秘的微笑，抱臂而立。之后她又站在通风孔前，给她的女儿Blue Ivy拍了些照片。
　　一位巴黎的居民对此感到疑惑：“他们似乎并未注意这些奇妙的画，而是一直都在看手机。”
　　现在，我们可以说，碧昂斯自豪地成为了最令人讨厌的自拍先锋。以下是《每日电讯报》网站遴选的到目前为止最惹人厌的自拍照：
　　1. Beyoncé in the Louvre
　　He's behind you, Beyoncé。
　　1. 碧昂斯在卢浮宫
　　他在你后面，碧昂斯！

碧昂斯：哥，你缺个手机
　　2. Anything with Kim Kardashian
　　It isn't that Kim's body is managing to eat this tiny white bathing suit, or that her amazing bottom left the world wracked by jealousy when she first put this picture on Instagram. The problem with Kim Kardashian’s selfies is that she’s in them, and she’s so annoying that, as far as we can tell, taking selfies is actually what Mrs West does for a living。
　　2. 金·卡戴珊的一切
　　这并不是说金的身体正试图吞食小小的白色浴衣，也不是说她第一次把这张照片放在instagram时，她巨大的臀部引起众人的嫉妒。金·卡戴珊的自拍照的问题在于，她自己身在其中，就我们所知，她这个人本身就很令人讨厌。说实话，拍这样的自拍是维斯特女士谋生的手段。

金·卡戴珊浴衣自拍
　　3. No make-up selfie
　　Oh, it’s all for a good cause, we know. But can’t we be asked to write a poem or draw an inspirational doodle of surviving breast cancer for charity instead? Going without make-up is only an achievement if we are scared of our own faces. If we are then it's time for us to have a long hard look in the mirror – metaphorically, if possible。
　　3. 素颜自拍
　　我们知道，这理由挺好的。但为什么没有人要我们写一首诗或者画一个鼓舞人心的涂鸦来推动关爱乳腺癌的慈善事业呢？只有害怕自己的长相时，素颜才是一种成就。如果真害怕，那可能的话，就应该照镜子仔细看看——这只是隐喻的说法。

镜子在哪里
　　4. Selfies with endangered animals
　　Perhaps Rihanna didn’t realise that the slow loris perched on her shoulder is a protected species and that her selfie would encourage girls to want a loris and also see a crackdown on Thailand’s illegal slow loris trade. But remember Rihanna, the wise words of Spider-Man: “With great power comes great responsibility。”
　　4. 与濒临灭绝的动物自拍
　　蕾哈娜可能没有意识到栖息在她肩膀上的懒猴是受保护的物种，而她的这张照片很可能会鼓励女孩们也想拥有一直懒猴，进而在美国掀起一阵打击泰国非法贩卖懒猴的贸易。但蕾哈娜，请记住蜘蛛侠的那句箴言：“能力造就责任。”

懒猴：我是珍稀动物
来自：中国日报网   

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　　5. Disaster selfies
　　Student Louisa Foley was heavily criticised for this insensitive disaster selfie. Arguably, even if she had popped her clothes on and run over to the pier, she wouldn’t have been able to help much. But this still doesn’t set a good precedent. If it goes too far, people end up taking selfies with the unconscious Joan Rivers. Think before you snap, people。
　　5.灾难背景自拍
　　学生路易莎·富丽因这张以灾难为背景的照片而备受非议。可以说，就算她穿上衣服，直奔码头，也起不了任何作用。但是，这还是无法树立一个良好的典范。如果灾难太远，人们就只会和还不知道情况的琼·里弗斯(Joan Rivers)拍照了。所以注意了，拍照前想清楚。

你确定要按快门吗
　　6. Morning selfie
　　Basically the same as the "no make-up selfie" plus a bed, and just as irritating。
　　6.晨起自拍
　　基本上这和素颜自拍是差不多的，就是多了一张穿，也同样令人讨厌。
　　7. Power selfies
　　You know those drunken “look at my new friends” selfies that are all over Facebook following Fresher’s week? This is the political version, and just as irritating. Michelle knows what I mean。
　　7.权势自拍
　　你知道在新生周以后，那些醉醺醺的“看我新朋友”的自拍全都在Facebook上刷屏了吗？权势自拍就是这种情况的政治版，也很讨人厌。米歇尔，你懂的。

米歇尔：伐开心要包包
　　8. Fan meets celebrity selfies
　　This unlikely selfie with Pope Francis is slightly less aggravating than the usual celebrity selfies that are just opportunities for boasting. Along with photos of where you’ve been and how awesome your side boob looks, these selfies are too self-congratulatory to be tolerated. Here though, Pope Francis is being both cool and generous. Can’t begrudge him that, really.
　　8.粉丝遇见名人自拍
　　这张平常不太可能拍到的与教皇弗朗西斯的自拍照比其他与名人的自拍好点，没那么令人讨厌，跟名人自拍一般都是为了炫耀。炫你去过的地方的照片，炫你乳房侧影，炫你见过的名人，这些自拍太自我炫耀，令人无法忍受。不过，弗朗西斯教皇又酷又慷慨，我们不能嫉妒他。

慷慨的弗朗西斯教皇：请随意
　　9. Ugly selfies
　　Self aware, unlike all the other selfies, but still annoying. That is Ricky Gervais and Conan O'Brien, in case you can't tell。
　　9.搞怪自拍
　　这种自拍跟其他自拍的不同之处在于，有自知之明，但是，还是很讨厌。怕你认不出来，这是瑞奇·热维斯(Ricky Gervais)和柯南·奥布莱恩(Conan O'Brien)。

搞怪二人组：瑞奇·热维斯(Ricky Gervais)和柯南·奥布莱恩(Conan O'Brien)
　　10. VIP selfies
　　If you're already a celebrity, is taking celebrity selfies with other celebrities irritating? Amazingly, yes. Congratulations on all of your fame and money。
　　10.VIP自拍
　　如果你是名人，和其他名人一起自拍是不是很讨厌？没错，就是很讨厌！祝贺你获得名誉和金钱。

奥斯卡VIP自拍：不是谁都可以