老外总结奇葩搭讪TOP8：撩妹还是找揍(双语)

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　　来自：新东方

　　Dating is hard. But guess what, it used to be even harder back in the days before online dating,Facebook and dating apps. You know, the days when if you liked someone, you couldn't just "poke" them on Facebook or "like" their newly-single status. In person, there was only one way to get their attention: the pick-up line.
　　恋爱是件困难的事情。不过说实话，在网恋、脸书和交友应用诞生之前，恋爱其实更加困难。你懂的，在那些日子里，如果你对某人心存爱恋，你不能简简单单的在脸书网上“戳”他们，也不能给他们刚更新的单身状态点赞。面对面时，只有一种方式能吸引他们的注意力：求勾搭的台词。
　　We asked our Facebook friends to share the funniest pick-up lines they've ever heard (or delivered)! Here are just a few of them.
　　我们请脸书网上的网友和大家一起分享一下他们所听过(或者说过的)最烂俗的搭讪台词，下面是其中的几条。
　　1. "If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
　　如果我告诉你你的身体很美，你会让它靠近我么?
　　2. "Do you have a map? Because, I just got lost in your eyes."
　　“请问你有地图吗?因为我已经迷失在你的眼眸里了。”
　　3. "Can I have your phone number? Because I lost mine."
　　“你能告诉我你的电话号码吗?我忘了自己的号码。”
　　4. "What's your sign?"
　　你是什么星座的?
　　5. "There are three things I want to do before I die and you're fulfilling one of them."
　　“在我死前我有三件事必须完成，你就是其中一件。”
　　6. "You're so fine, I'll drink your bath water."
　　“你太完美了，我愿意喝你的洗澡水。”
　　7. "I must be in heaven, because you're an angel."
　　我现在一定是在天堂，因为你是一位天使。
　　8. "Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams..."
　　“难道我从不曾见过你?或许是在我的梦中见过……”

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"I must be in heaven, because you're an angel."
　　我现在一定是在天堂，因为你是一位天使。

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"What's your sign?"
　　你是什么星座的?